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Jacob Marlowe
uid 8841-19c2
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gender M
household 1
age ~23
birthday Mar 6 (in 143 days)
window 11:41pm–1:12am · lights inferred off · one pair of headphones
loop tracks 3, 7, 7, 12 · played 11 times after a text went unanswered
pause 0:47 into track 4 after push notification from messaging app
reject six cheerful songs, each skipped in under 1.8s
path apartment → corner store → apartment · did not leave the block
inferred lonely · targetable · high value Next session estimate ~ in 2hrs
gender F
household 4
age ~14
birthday Oct 16 (in 2 days)
window 3:18pm–5:02pm · connected to "Lena's AirPods 2nd gen" · Karaoke enabled
loop track 6 chorus (9 times), volume lowered after 3rd
pause push notification from third-party messaging app
reject 2 of 6 AI tracks
path Houston, TX → "Kitchen speaker" → "Lena's AirPods 2nd gen"
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